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21 August 07

Skinny Bitch and other diet plans

And I thought I had tried everything. Here’s a superlist of more diets and lifestyle regimens than I ever knew existed, or had been neatly compiled in one place. Some of them are even in Spanish, so hispanohablantes don’t have to feel they’re breaking cultural taboos by giving up burritos and chimichangas.

At this point, it’s hard to know what regimen will work for me since I don’t seem to be able to lose weight no matter what I do. Even eating broccoli and kale for months on end hasn’t even caused the loss of a pound. I do have a suspicion that my lovely liver is complicit in all this. I recently discovered the website of Dr. Sandra Cabot, a physician who focuses on the role of the liver regarding weight loss. While she is more of a marketer than a physician, perusing her website was surprisingly refreshing. Her view is that if you’re having trouble losing weight, you might have liver trouble, and you need to cleanse your liver before any visible weight loss will occur. You can even hire her to be your doctor, for she sports an online “office.”

Healing

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