20 September 07
And now, the Change in Bowel Habits Museum presents…
The First Irritable Bowel Syndrome Festival! Yes, indeedy! It recently came to a close here in this fair city, and what a festival it was! My large intestine took center stage for 5 days straight, dancing with lions and tigers and bile, oh my! There was the Nausea Whirl, the Vomit Toss, the Cytokine-led Inflammation Parade and my perennial favorite, Where’s the Nearest Bathroom? scavenger hunt. And who can forget the wacky Fun House of Bloating and Discomfort, or the Every Flavor Food Trigger Roulette? Thanks to the Diarrhea Dancers and the Alimentary Canal for a one-of-a-kind show.
May it never come to a town near you.
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This truly is horrendous. I hope you are feeling better now!
Yes hon, I am. It was definitely one of those “I thought this kind of stuff only happened to other people” experiences.
I had been feeling really healthy, and then all of a sudden this pizza wound up on my doorstep. And then some ice cream appeared in my freezer. And I’m like, “How in the world did that happen?” :->
It’s not happening any more. Ever.