Why Ask Why
For the betterment of humanity, I’m not going to post or even find a link for this one. But I was made aware recently of an episode of a certain TV show (of which I thankfully can NOT remember the name) that featured two obvious social rejects, one of them on the receiving end of a beer enema. The buzz is more intense this way, as the alcohol doesn’t go through the gauntlet of stomach acids to try to neutralize it. Of course, this means alcohol poisoning is also easier, but for these bozos, I don’t think they really much cared.
Because they both drank the beer after it had toured the receiver’s rectal cavity.
Why do people tell me these things? Were they concerned that I might try this? Did they think I don’t know the level of general stupidity of the average American reality show contestant? This is why E. Coli isn’t sold in the beverage aisle at Safeway. It’s. Not. A. Drink. But maybe some people long for an aperitif that will give them explosive diarrhea. God knows how good IBS is in that department.
And that’s what I don’t get. I try so hard to rid myself of as much bacteria, viruses and other nasty nasties as I can, and these numbskulls willingly chug ‘em down. If they’re conscious of what they’re doing, then indeed they have a death wish. And if they don’t, then they are truly butt stupid.
ewwwwwwwwwwww That’s gross! :{