Bile them apples down
Procrastination. It’s last night, around midnight, and I still have not assembled my olive oil/lemon juice cocktail. Then it’s 1am and I am still thinking about it. 1:30 rolls around and I have an idea! I google “liver cleanse” chocolate just to see what pops up. Nothing. I go through a few other favorite flavors, […]
A steaming pile of wind
As if the last one wasn’t bad enough, I’m doing another liver flush today. I know, I know…what am I thinking? But yes. The medical intuitive I frequent recommended doing two liver flushes before going on hCG. She’s actually quite amazing, in that when I met her, she looked me over and said, “You don’t have much […]
Failing a drool test
I’ve spent years ardently fending off yeast infections and only today did I come across this, a simple diagnostic to verify and track the presence of candidiasis. Simply fill a glass with water and then spit into it. Wait about a minute. If there’s no action, you’re in the clear. If you happen to see misty white tentacles […]
And then I’m going to snort Prozac
Not much to report here…It’s raining. And cold. And I’m thinking of buying drugs and syringes from Moldavia off the internet. Par-TAY!
I’ve made up my mind I’m going to do hCG. Whether it’s really going to work, or just the latest fascination to turn my head in weird ways remains to be seen.
I am trying to […]
A recap of my week
How was yours?
Make-a-Flake
Apparently it snowed today in Portland. I must have blinked and missed it, because the ground is still green. Although it is cold as a witch’s [xxx] in Alaska at midnight, and could warrant the gorgeous/scary white stuff at some point. In my humble opinion, making your own snowflakes is a mighty nice substitute for snow, and all of winter at that. […]
Not just a cold
This video, courtesy of Dooce, keeps playing in my head. You might have to watch it a couple of times to decipher their accent, but it’s well worth it. BTW, Lemsip is British for cough syrup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE
Doctor-induced barfing
How do I find these websites? Is there that much weirdness on the internet? Wait - don’t answer that. Therapeutic vomiting. I guess it’s like a colonic for the esophagus. I thank my lucky unpuked stars no doctor has ever prescribed this for me.
Venous seduction
Several years ago, when I developed a virulent obsession with Michael Flatley and began flailing about in Irish dance classes, a friend lent me a fiddle of hers, saying essentially, ‘Have at it. See what you can do with it.’ I played it a small handful of times, and then, sensing fame and fortune was not imminent, put it down and enrolled in a […]
My kind of girl
Spied at Trader Joe’s today: A woman in the checkout line, holding a small salad and a big cheesecake. Now that’s what I call lunch.
As an aside, this is also cheesecake, but made with kitchen sponges from Walt Disneyworld.
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