Strap a feedbucket on me and set me on the couch
This weekend I have decided I’m going to start the HCG protocol. Saturday and Sunday will be My First HCG HiFat Marathon, with two full days of gorging til my pants explode. This is crucial, and actually some people have reported difficulty doing it, once they take the HCG shot. This would be tragic. This would be an absolute tragedy if I was given the edict to eat as many high-fat foods as I can, and didn’t feel hungry. The horror!
Based on anecdotal reports, people who load up on unhealthy fats have much less hunger than people who sit around inhaling avocado shakes and coconut butter for their load days. So let me just say that I’ve been planning this weekend for MONTHS. Assembling a long list in my head like a wedding banquet, reading it like a cherished bedtime story, wondering if cheesecakes, corn dogs, coconut cream pie, pizza and cream cheese omelets will give me enough hi fat to last the six weeks of the protocol. One would think so.
I do wonder what I will say to my coworkers come Monday, when they ask what I did this weekend. “Um, I spent it EATING, by myself, parked in front of the computer? I bought the highest high fat food I could possibly find, and then stuffed myself silly on it?”
Actually, they’d probably say, “Good weekend.”
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