For the woman who has everything
I’m guessing she probably doesn’t have a resin’ed vagina. Fear not! It’s a week before Valentine’s Day and you can get her one!
I’m surprised they don’t have one called Eve Ensler, but judging from the descriptions of the various pendants, it sounds like she would have had to be an artist’s model. Not that she would have objected. Perhaps a designer line of these would have pink pearl clitorides, or maybe a few drops of artistically-crafted excitement on the lips. When I think of my thwarted plans to design a line of gallstone jewelry, this suddenly becomes more tasteful now, doesn’t it? Even moreso when one thinks of gallstones as pathological, and designing pathologic vaginas, e.g., covered in yeast or crabs, red and itchy, as vulgar, well then - these could almost go to church.
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