I put this blog in a pail of milk, and worms came out its ass
There is an old wives tale that says if you suffer from parasites, go dunk your trunk in a vat of milk. The parasites will be attracted to the sweetness of the milk and slide right out your butt.
Aside from bone-zapping fatigue of late, my lack of posts has been due to one other factor. The day after my last post, my blog was “compromised,” with a line of suspicious code hanging about, making my butt itch. Luckily my wonderful web wizard offered up a big tub of milk, and all systems are go now. I only lost one brilliant draft trying to rid the blog of its unwitting parasite, so while I’m off creating new ingenious literary works of art, I offer you this professional relaxation video instead. I wonder if this cat is for hire?
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Very cute darlink