Gold, silver, and other breakfast drinks
So some time has passed since my hcg-inspired drive to the ER, and not surprisingly, I’ve been in a low-lying funk ever since. Imagine finding a method of weight loss people are swearing by - people who’ve tried it all, people who have complex medical histories, people for whom nothing else worked but this. Then imagine failing at it. Imagine landing in the hospital.
I thought I’d be thin by summer. My hcg friend Susan has lost 34 lbs and 34 inches since January. She feels great. She had to buy new clothes because nothing in her closet fit anymore.
That was my dream.
HCG is not out of the question, I suppose. I’d be up for trying it again if I could guarantee my electrolyte balance wouldn’t be so threatened as to give me a crippling charleyhorse. Or a rapid and irregular heartbeat. Or trouble breathing. I’ve never done anything before that fucked around with vital body functions such as pulse and respiration. And I don’t want to ever again.
To counter electrolyte imbalance, I’ve been taking a liquid mineral supplement called IntraMIN. This pricy little jug of stuff reads like a periodic table of the elements, as it contains antimony, barium, beryllium, bismuth… Here’s the label, for grins and giggles. It’s a pdf file that takes a bit to download. There’s also IntraMAX, which adds in various amino acids, grasses, vitamins, etc. for a purportedly stellar intracellular experience.
I’ve been taking IntraMIN for a couple of weeks now, and I can’t say I’ve noticed any difference in the way I feel. At $65/jug, my wallet certainly feels lighter. I talked to a chiropractor in town who takes it and he says it can take a few months to notice a difference in energy, health, etc.
I also splurged recently for a zapper, an electronic tool that allegedly neutralizes parasites in the body via electric current. So ingesting metals (the elements) combined with some voltage should make me feel something right quick. Will it kill the beasties encroaching upon my entitlement to good health? Are beasties even the problem? Who knows.
As a wise friend once said, The road to happiness is always under construction. In my case, the road is filled with crazy stuff I bought on the internet. As ever, here’s to better health. Bottom’s up!
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