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The Hunt for P450

I swear, just being in a warm, dry climate makes me feel like I’ve lost some weight. I just feel so much better. Maybe it’s just the simple joy of wearing shorts all the time, or not having had to wear a sweater for months. I just pray I won’t know day when 70F feels […]

Doesn’t smell like anything, really

You know, when I first started writing this blog, I had a feeling I was going to do some fairly far-fetched things in order to lose weight. After all, with a now-confirmed case of adrenal fatigue, this 100 pounds of blubber has become my albatross, and losing it is like trying to breathe with an […]

Bile this cabbage juice down

So Humaworm. I’ve been taking unnamed capsules delivered in ziploc bags supposedly filled with black walnut hull, cloves, and wormwood as well as other antiparasitic herbs, like thyme and garlic, the latter of which I can definitely confirm for the nice subtle way it keeps repeating on me.
However, my eyes cannot claim to have […]

Born every minute

Over the past few months I’ve mentioned a few things I wanted to give an update for. I had bought both IntraMIN and IntraMAX, liquid mineral supplements power-packed to make life wonderful, fast! When I mentioned to the company that after 3 weeks on IntraMIN I sadly wasn’t experiencing the same benefits as those in […]

I am driving myself to drink

In the previous post on the Body Drought, I included a video of this Dr. Michael Borkin, an expert on adrenal fatigue, lecturing to what appears to be a group of doctors. If you didn’t watch it, about halfway through, he mentions daily water intake. Common thought is that a reasonable quantity per day should […]

The Body Drought

Fascinating video on the necessity of water.

If you get overwhelmed by big words, fast forward to about 5:22, to his story about a 300-lb. woman he treated for general toxicity, and how her mistake in following his directions caused her to lose 180 lbs. in a year.
A water bottle is now permanently attached to my […]

I am a sucker for makeover movies

From Pygmalion to My Fair Lady, from Grease to Pretty Woman, I love it when all it takes to solve a woman’s problem is a pretty dress and a new ‘do. Since I don’t have a TV, I assume I would equally fall for shows like the Biggest Loser, Celebrity Makeover, etc. If it were […]

I put this blog in a pail of milk, and worms came out its ass

There is an old wives tale that says if you suffer from parasites, go dunk your trunk in a vat of milk. The parasites will be attracted to the sweetness of the milk and slide right out your butt.
Aside from bone-zapping fatigue of late, my lack of posts has been due to one other factor. […]

Bile them apples down

Procrastination. It’s last night, around midnight, and I still have not assembled my olive oil/lemon juice cocktail. Then it’s 1am and I am still thinking about it. 1:30 rolls around and I have an idea! I google “liver cleanse” chocolate just to see what pops up. Nothing. I go through a few other favorite flavors, […]

A steaming pile of wind

As if the last one wasn’t bad enough, I’m doing another liver flush today. I know, I know…what am I thinking? But yes. The medical intuitive I frequent recommended doing two liver flushes before going on hCG. She’s actually quite amazing, in that when I met her, she looked me over and said, “You don’t have much […]

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