I Think My Cat Needs a Colonic
I don’t know how many days or even minutes it’s been raining but I’m already sick of it. I think I’ve written about possibly moving to Arizona, and were it not for my job, I would be there yesterday. Instead, today I am looking out the window at one of the many fabulously ugly rainy […]
Leaves of Ass
Ah, fall. The brilliance of the colors, the crunch of leaves underfoot, and the bounty of my first gall bladder flush:
Here’s another look at one of the yields:
Nestled in the bile-stained apple skins swiped undigested from the small intestine are the treasured orange and green gallstones. They’re about the size of raisins; here’s a close-up of […]
Does NOT taste like chicken
When I first saw pictures of gallstones, I thought, Ooh! How pretty! They’re like gemstones! How cool would it be to launch designer line of gallstone jewelry? I wonder if it would catch on? Could the beauty of my innardly creations trump morbid fascination and outright disgust? Could I simultaneously rake in the bucks on both eBay and Rodeo Drive? Yes, I […]
I am salivating at the cat food
This is how I know fall is here. The rains have started, and I am craving carbs. I look up at the natural, organic form of Friskies on top of the fridge, and realize how jealous I am of the cat. She gets to eat carbs. She doesn’t gain weight from them, even with sleeping 18 hours […]
Urinetown
I had planned on posting every day, or almost, but a bone-zapping fatigue took a hold of me last week, and made blogging a Herculean task. While writing proved challenging, reading did not, and I used my lugubriousness to read up on a few products for cleansing and weight loss:
1) Homozon - Clearly my favorite […]