For the woman who has everything
I’m guessing she probably doesn’t have a resin’ed vagina. Fear not! It’s a week before Valentine’s Day and you can get her one!
I’m surprised they don’t have one called Eve Ensler, but judging from the descriptions of the various pendants, it sounds like she would have had to be an artist’s model. Not that she […]
Why does life never seem to get past high school?
“When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit…” - Johnny Depp
The Bra Whisperer
I’ve never fallen for a gay man before. But if Carson Kressley (of Queer Eye) asked me to take my clothes off, I think I might oblige. He has a new series starting yesterday, called How to Look Good Naked.
Carson is getting quite a lot of action from the ladies, and all it takes is […]
Oops
Apparently my brain was addled by the mold in my apartment. Last night I accidentally deleted a comment to the previous post from someone in the Lansing, MI area. Mea culpa. But in order to post comments here you need to join our little family and register. We’d love to have you. Pull up a […]
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