Here comes your ghost again
For some as yet unknown reason, my first boyfriend has come for a visit. In my brain. It’s like he arrived some time last week and hasn’t left. I’m rather baffled, as I haven’t thought about him in years. Sometimes I’ll think of someone and then suddenly they’ll call, or I’ll run into them, signifying […]
The Value of Good PR
I recently received a request, as I do from time to time, for a massage ‘plus.’ Since my focus as a massage therapist does not include ‘plus’, I politely decline the man’s request. Yet the emailer is pretty persistent, even offering me a nice sum of money for the extra ‘work’. I tell him IT’S OUTSIDE […]
McFresh Forever
Salt is a preservative. This is why you can find a McFrench fry underneath the seat of your car months after a McMeal and it will still look the same. It takes a looooong time to be broken down. However, McDonalds also puts salt (and sugar and trans fats) in their burgers & buns, too.
Morgan […]
I Swallowed an Alien
Sometimes that seems to be the only rational explanation for my girth.
One would think, from my diet, that there’s no way I could house excess flesh on my person. I’ve had people ask me, point blank, “Why are you fat?”
Indeed. I don’t eat high carbs, dairy, sugar or chocolate – and eat so many vegetables […]
Welcome!
Welcome to the Horror Diet, a blog chronicling one woman’s desire to try almost anything to lose weight. (Urine therapy, tapeworms, maggots, etc. excepted.) I know that there are many others like me whose bodies at some point start waving a white flag and saying, “Sorry! Not going to do this weight loss thing anymore. […]