Doctor-induced barfing
How do I find these websites? Is there that much weirdness on the internet? Wait - don’t answer that. Therapeutic vomiting. I guess it’s like a colonic for the esophagus. I thank my lucky unpuked stars no doctor has ever prescribed this for me.
At least they’re letting us go to the bathroom
As I wipe the bitch sleep out of my eyes, I reflect up on my weekend so far: a [deleted adjective] [deleted noun] leading a weight loss seminar attempts repeatedly to both compromise the confidentiality of this blog and coerce me into publicly confessing my worst shames and fears, classmates abet him, asking me why am I […]
‘Helminthic’ sounds like such a nice word
I think it was Napolean who said something like, “You can tell me your problem as long as you tell me it’s solution.” Not exactly a warm fuzzy dude, but I reflect on this sentiment whenever I’m feeling a fair bit sorry for myself. A couple of weekends ago, when I was first getting acquainted […]
Why Ask Why
For the betterment of humanity, I’m not going to post or even find a link for this one. But I was made aware recently of an episode of a certain TV show (of which I thankfully can NOT remember the name) that featured two obvious social rejects, one of them on the receiving end of […]
I wish I had put Ex-Lax in the potato salad
I got slimed today.
The day started out well enough, with a self-administered colonic that looked like the entire Mississippi River was coming out my ass. Good times.
But then later I went to a potluck that had been advertised as a group working with the Law of Attraction. And I found out how easy it is for […]
A dessert to make you want to stay on your diet
Now who wants some cake?