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Urine Tripper, Day 2

Daredevil that I am, today I increased my dosage of wee to 15 drops under the tongue. And again, there was no taste to speak of, just a slight accent of salt and a warm cuddly feeling of time travelling back to life in the womb.
And then I got a damning frontal headache. And then […]

A bladder’s retrospective

After a week’s break due to a visit by Aunt Flo, I’ve restarted my urine therapy campaign for weight loss. Actually it’s not really a campaign so much as it’s evidence that a snickering dark lord on Planet Pull My Finger has robbed me of my brain and left a warm pile of batshit in […]

Doesn’t smell like anything, really

You know, when I first started writing this blog, I had a feeling I was going to do some fairly far-fetched things in order to lose weight. After all, with a now-confirmed case of adrenal fatigue, this 100 pounds of blubber has become my albatross, and losing it is like trying to breathe with an […]

Two plants that make HIV and cancer very, very afraid

Interrupting my normal kvetching to bring you this - a double-blind, placebo-controlled study on AIDS patients in South Africa. Both groups were given a mixture of vitamins for 60 days, but the experimental group received an herbal extract of oleander and a local botanical (the “South African cancer bush”).
At the end of the study, the […]

Born every minute

Over the past few months I’ve mentioned a few things I wanted to give an update for. I had bought both IntraMIN and IntraMAX, liquid mineral supplements power-packed to make life wonderful, fast! When I mentioned to the company that after 3 weeks on IntraMIN I sadly wasn’t experiencing the same benefits as those in […]

Dial M for Miracle

Every so often, in my search for spiritual growth compadres, I come upon a group or organization that appeals to me on a deep level. I heard about one recently via a free webinar, and I tuned in. Sherry Daniel, apparently the founder of this group, sounded very down-to-earth and rational. She spoke about how […]

Failing a drool test

I’ve spent years ardently fending off yeast infections and only today did I come across this, a simple diagnostic to verify and track the presence of candidiasis. Simply fill a glass with water and then spit into it. Wait about a minute. If there’s no action, you’re in the clear. If you happen to see misty white tentacles […]

Doctor-induced barfing

How do I find these websites? Is there that much weirdness on the internet? Wait - don’t answer that. Therapeutic vomiting. I guess it’s like a colonic for the esophagus. I thank my lucky unpuked stars no doctor has ever prescribed this for me.

Turning a Page, or Four

A few years ago I learned how to do tarot card readings, thanks to The Idiot’s Guide to Tarot Card Reading. It’s actually a good primer (the Idiots & Dummies series usually are) for doing basic readings on yourself and friends. About a month ago, I was contemplating relocating to Arizona and starting a whole new life […]

It must be Mooozart

This article is pretty much an ad for a music therapy device, accompanied by a pic of a heifer listening to Mooozart. I mean Mozart. I mean Amoodeus. Ha ha! Cowgang Amoodeus Mooozart! I love it!

Allegedly, cows produce more milk when they listen to classical music. I wonder what they would produce if they listened to […]